The New Manifesto of Futurist Food

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The New Manifesto of Futurist Food

Our humanity is fatigued, sluggish, obese and pathetic because of obsolete provender. We, Marinetti’s Antipasti, will pave the way for a new generation of Futurist cooks, by becoming commodious, accelerated, and robust:
SUPERHUMANS Through Futurist Food!

Our food will cater for all the senses:
• Sight: Our food will look magnificent, forged into colorful, bold, and wholesome sculptures!
• Taste: We will create previously inconceivable flavour combinations!
• Smell: Our meals will be served with mighty perfumes!
• Hearing: We will gorge our ears upon flavour-enhancing sounds and music whenever we feast!
• Touch: We will combine many textures in our cuisine, both comestible and unpalatable!

We will throw off the shackles of convention! (pause) We will scorn Pasta, Bread and Potatoes. Our cuisine will contain Amphetamines and Caffeine so that we will always be responsive and functioning towards our true potential as SUPERHUMANS!

You weak, organic imbeciles will marvel at our power - you will finally see the true strength of Futurism! Not being weighed down by ponderous, mundane food! - There will no longer be this cataclysmic bygone that you live in; you will see the might, the tenacity, the vitality that we embody! - You can live like us!

This is where you are; this is what you are like.
Discover your self-realization, feel your shameful endeavors,
See now, your lethargic negligence.